March 21, 2013   181,500 notes

kawaiians:

my mom refused to buy me ice cream because she said we need to go on a diet but she just walked in on me making a chocolate milkshake out of ice and cocoa powder and i saw it. i saw the fear in her eyes. im adapting and she knows that i will soon be unstoppable

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March 21, 2013   74,508 notes
chaotic-neutrality:

gayerthanthefourthofjuly:

hashtagquantumlock:

centipede-corpse:

trenchcoatsexual:

books that make more sense:
A Guide to Speaking English, by Sofia Vergara
A Guide to Not Dying, by Dean Winchester
A Guide to Making Friends, by Sherlock Holmes
A Guide to Pop Culture Movie References, by Castiel
A Guide to Dancing, by Stephen Hawking
A Guide to Singing, by Helen Keller
A Guide to Driving, by London Tipton
A Guide to Being Stupid, by Bill Nye
A Guide to Abstinence, by Tiger Woods
need i go on
(x)

A Guide to Healthy Relationships, by Taylor Swift
A Guide to News Reporting by Fox
A Guide to Being Gay, by Straight People
A Guide to Being Poor, by Bill Gates
A Guide to Presidency, by Mitt Romney
A Guide to Being Funny by Seth MacFarlane

A Guide to Being the Best Blog on Tumblr, by TheAbsoluteMostFunniestPosts

A Guide to Not Losing Companions, by The Doctor
A Guide to Feminism, by Glenn Beck
A Guide to Building Bridges, By Bowser

A Guide to Abstinence, by Captain Jack Harkness
A Guide to Being Lame, by Neil deGrasse Tyson
A Guide to Helping the Homeless, by Ayn Rand

chaotic-neutrality:

gayerthanthefourthofjuly:

hashtagquantumlock:

centipede-corpse:

trenchcoatsexual:

books that make more sense:

  • A Guide to Speaking English, by Sofia Vergara
  • A Guide to Not Dying, by Dean Winchester
  • A Guide to Making Friends, by Sherlock Holmes
  • A Guide to Pop Culture Movie References, by Castiel
  • A Guide to Dancing, by Stephen Hawking
  • A Guide to Singing, by Helen Keller
  • A Guide to Driving, by London Tipton
  • A Guide to Being Stupid, by Bill Nye
  • A Guide to Abstinence, by Tiger Woods

need i go on

(x)

  • A Guide to Healthy Relationships, by Taylor Swift
  • A Guide to News Reporting by Fox
  • A Guide to Being Gay, by Straight People
  • A Guide to Being Poor, by Bill Gates
  • A Guide to Presidency, by Mitt Romney
  • A Guide to Being Funny by Seth MacFarlane

A Guide to Being the Best Blog on Tumblr, by TheAbsoluteMostFunniestPosts

  • A Guide to Not Losing Companions, by The Doctor
  • A Guide to Feminism, by Glenn Beck
  • A Guide to Building Bridges, By Bowser
  • A Guide to Abstinence, by Captain Jack Harkness
  • A Guide to Being Lame, by Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • A Guide to Helping the Homeless, by Ayn Rand

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March 21, 2013   6,794 notes

rosesollux:

peanutbutterandjamzee:

rosesollux:

peanutbutterandjamzee:

why does everyone hate MRAs without even trying to know us

i’m a good puppy who likes men’s rights and i’m nice and why do people think we’re all douchebags

mean :C

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SERIOUSLY CAN PEOPLE START USING REACTION IMAGES THAT MAKE EVEN THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF SENSE I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU’RE TRYING TO TELL ME HERE

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March 21, 2013   933 notes

I’m obsessed with the mess that’s America

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November 30, 2012   5,504 notes
themodelburnbook:

“so hunny, what are you going to do after modeling…hmmm?”

themodelburnbook:

“so hunny, what are you going to do after modeling…hmmm?”

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November 8, 2012   1,444 notes
milkstudios:

Karlie Kloss At Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
Hubba Hubba!
Photo By: Ed Kavishe

milkstudios:

Karlie Kloss At Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Hubba Hubba!

Photo By: Ed Kavishe

November 6, 2012   16,121 notes

michaelamwilson:

I’ll have to give a solid yes.

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October 22, 2012
Dancer ❤

Dancer ❤

October 14, 2012   35,276 notes

“ You’re beautiful, but you’re empty. No one could die for you. ”

Antoine de Saint Exupéry, The Little Prince

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October 12, 2012   5,504 notes
themodelburnbook:

“so hunny, what are you going to do after modeling…hmmm?”

My repose always 😳

themodelburnbook:

“so hunny, what are you going to do after modeling…hmmm?”

My repose always 😳

(Source: clarabows)