my mom refused to buy me ice cream because she said we need to go on a diet but she just walked in on me making a chocolate milkshake out of ice and cocoa powder and i saw it. i saw the fear in her eyes. im adapting and she knows that i will soon be unstoppable
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books that make more sense:
- A Guide to Speaking English, by Sofia Vergara
- A Guide to Not Dying, by Dean Winchester
- A Guide to Making Friends, by Sherlock Holmes
- A Guide to Pop Culture Movie References, by Castiel
- A Guide to Dancing, by Stephen Hawking
- A Guide to Singing, by Helen Keller
- A Guide to Driving, by London Tipton
- A Guide to Being Stupid, by Bill Nye
- A Guide to Abstinence, by Tiger Woods
need i go on
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- A Guide to Healthy Relationships, by Taylor Swift
- A Guide to News Reporting by Fox
- A Guide to Being Gay, by Straight People
- A Guide to Being Poor, by Bill Gates
- A Guide to Presidency, by Mitt Romney
- A Guide to Being Funny by Seth MacFarlane
A Guide to Being the Best Blog on Tumblr, by TheAbsoluteMostFunniestPosts
- A Guide to Not Losing Companions, by The Doctor
- A Guide to Feminism, by Glenn Beck
- A Guide to Building Bridges, By Bowser
- A Guide to Abstinence, by Captain Jack Harkness
- A Guide to Being Lame, by Neil deGrasse Tyson
- A Guide to Helping the Homeless, by Ayn Rand
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why does everyone hate MRAs without even trying to know us
i’m a good puppy who likes men’s rights and i’m nice and why do people think we’re all douchebags
mean :C
SERIOUSLY CAN PEOPLE START USING REACTION IMAGES THAT MAKE EVEN THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF SENSE I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU’RE TRYING TO TELL ME HERE
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Dancer ❤
Antoine de Saint Exupéry, The Little Prince
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